the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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