I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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