So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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