Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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