So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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