normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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