do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
do herpes really smell.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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