what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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