There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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