VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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