like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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