The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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