So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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