The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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