but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
