So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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