i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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