why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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