remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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