You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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