i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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