Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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