their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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