I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it's great music for shaving your balls
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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