I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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