Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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