How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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