hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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