I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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