sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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