You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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