What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize