I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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