This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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