god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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