The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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