So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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