Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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