I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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