I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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