I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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