Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Randomize
