Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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