we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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