therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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