She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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