I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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