one two three fourrrrnication!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Operation Purity has been aborted
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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