At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?