Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize