What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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