How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
smell my finger.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
