problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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