So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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