I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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