we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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