DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i dont even know how to be here
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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