Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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