you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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