Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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