The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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