maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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