how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Randomize
