I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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