In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.