think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.