My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK